Zazillion

zazillion (noun, informal, hyperbolic)
1. An unimaginably large, exaggerated number; greater than a zillion, gazillion, or any other playful quantity.
2. Used humorously to emphasize an overwhelming amount.

Origin: Coined in 2025 by JM as a whimsical extension of zillion, formed by adding the playful prefix za- for extra exaggeration.

Example: “She told me a zazillion times to clean my room.

Zazillion by JM@:) September 6, 2025

Gazillion Dollar Bet

One announces the phrase "Gazillion Dollar Bet", when they are so sure about something, that they would be willing to bet a whole one Gazillion (a lot) dollars on it.
Gazillion Dollar Bet can be implied to any statement, claim or competition.

Upon recieving the challenge of a Gazillion Dollar Bet, the betee must either back down to the beter's terms, or accept the Gazillion Dollar Bet.

A Gazillion dollars cannot be repaid easily, and this term should not be used lightly.
The loser of a Gazillion Dollar Bet shall forever be indebted unto the person they lost the Gazillion Dollar Bet to, untill the loser of the initial Gazillion Dollar Bet wins a Gazillion Dollar Bet against the initial winner. Or, in the miraculous case that the loser of the Gazillion Dollar Bet has a Gazillion dollars, payment of the owed Gazillion dollars is an acceptable settlement of the Gazillion Dollar Bet.

In both cases, the debts shall then revert back to no dollars owing from either party.

Dude, how sweet is Anakin Skywalker's plait behind his ear in Star Wars III?
Dude, you're such a Gronk; Anakin has the plait in Star Wars II.
Bullshit, I'm sure he has it in number three.
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
Done.

In this scenario, the accuséd Gronk would lose a Gazillion dollars, for everyone knows Anakin has the plait in the second movie.

Spotto! (Punches Boyfriend)
What the hell, as if that car was yellow!
Gazillion Dollar Bet?
How can we ever resolve that?
Mmm true.

In this situation, the Gazillion Dollar Bet is void for it could never be truly resolved.

Note: in no way does the author of this document or his/her associates and/or proprietors endorse the undertaking of gambling and/or punching of boyfriends.

Gazillion Dollar Bet by Husuf March 26, 2010

gazillion 

an insurmountable amount/unit

Man, if only I had like, a gazillion dollars!

gazillion by AshuraZro January 25, 2005

bazillion 

A hell of a lot of said thing, but still a slight over exaggeration as to the actual amount.

I worked like a bazillion hours this week... by a bazillion I mean 20

bazillion by mchannah February 7, 2009

gazillion 

An imaginary number used to emphasize the vastness of something.

China has a gazillion people.


I have a gazillion dollars etc.

gazillion by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

gazillionaire

Someone who owns more money than can be drunk, smoked or snorted, ever.

The richest man ever was Percival P. Smithely, a fastidious gazillionaire who would think nothing of spending $1,500 on a single Q-Tip.

gazillionaire by Zoboomafoobar June 20, 2008

zillion 

a fucking huge number

Thats a zillion baby tear drops.

zillion by BEARPHIN January 8, 2016