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Zapata's Revenge 

That overly indulgent, uncomfortably full, generally gross feeling you get after eating an entire **burrito that you intended on only eating half of and saving the rest for later.
Named after the 1910 Mexican freedom fighter Emiliano Zapata Salazar who was the leader of the "Liberation Army of the South" or Zapatistas.

**The standard San Francisco taqueria size burrito which is roughly the size of an adult forearm
I just at that entire burrito from Pancho Villa's and totally have Zapata's Revenge.
Zapata's Revenge by keeniej October 31, 2013

Zapata Time

When someone is always incredibly late. If an event starts at 4, they’ll maybe be there by 6:30. They will never be ready by the time you ask them be ready by.
“Hey, where’s Zapata? We said to be here by 4”

“He’s just getting out of bed”

“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”
Zapata Time by CM_0313 May 28, 2024

The Zapata 

Taking a lady out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again.
William: Hey, how did that date go last night?

Nick: She was a huge bitch, so I gave her The Zapata.
The Zapata by HomeDepotSlave January 26, 2010

Valeria Zapata 

The most amazing girl in the world. Valeria Zapata is smart, kind, beautiful, funny, sweet, and super mega cool. She is an angel and the sun shines wherever she goes. Your life is not complete until you meet this girl.
Valeria Zapata by ilovevz September 24, 2011

kennedy zapata 

Worst school in Texas shit students, shit teachers, shit food, shit everything.
Isaac: didn't you go to Kennedy zapata?
Daniel: Yeah very shitty
kennedy zapata by Arizona atom February 22, 2022

Kennedy Zapata 

A shitty school that usually gives alot of homework
Owen:Kennedy Zapata is the worst school cuz it is shit
Kennedy Zapata by Greatdefiner0291 February 28, 2022