zapataphobia 

when the sound of your boss's shoes coming down the hall towards your office strikes fear and loathing in your soul

Oh God, I hear my boss's shoes clacking down the tile hallway. I break into a cold sweat, search in vain for a way to escape, close facebook quickly and try to look busy. Anytime I hear her shoes, zapataphobia has me in it's grips again.

zapataphobia by Miss Placed July 13, 2015

Zappaphobia 

The fear of tripping over your friends apple pie while doing a quadruple backflip and landing on a trampoline then getting struck by lightning

( not real btw ) or is it ( it’s not ) or is it...

Woah dude Justin has zappaphobia

Dude no way what a loser

Zappaphobia by Your pal Reynoodles February 12, 2019