Zaenger

The perfect man. All girls want him. All guys want to be him. He is talented in more ways than one.

Dude, we arent getting anything tonight. That dude is a total zaenger.

by iamadangler January 6, 2011

Zangerdoodle

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).

bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

(upside to this)

by fool in the face June 21, 2006

zenger

a semi-cool kid who thinks he's the shit

I met this kid named Zenger at this weird hotel...and we once wrote a porno.

by i dont know January 17, 2004

Zangered

To be under the influence of Cocaine

Did you see Jonny at the party last night? He was so zangered,probably didnt sleep much.

by L.Charles April 7, 2011

zangermarshed

when a nigga is just fucked up. or high. also, fuck ode.loki

we zangermarshed bro, but fuck that nigga taylor

by PabloEscobarsLeftNut January 30, 2019

Zangers

A cross of two extremely powerful hallucinogenic phenethylamines(2c-c and 2c-e) that may be taken orally or insuffulated(nasally). This is not a drug to be taken lighty. It is incredibly intense and can easily overwhelm people, especially when taken nasally, with an average dose of two to three milligrams. If you happen to come into possesion of this drug, proceed with extreme caution.

i took too much of the zangers and was stuck at plateu 4 for about 3 hours.

by open third eye April 5, 2010

zanger

a chick in a sports car who has pictures of herself on the key fob.

me and Errol got zanged at Dyfatty lights by this Zanger in a Zangmobile with all the correct pictures and a Primark catalogue on the front seat.

Her roots were showing. Zang !

by Matthew Swansea July 5, 2009