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Zangerdoodle 

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).
bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

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Zingerdoodle 

A zingerdoodle occurs when one; shotguns a beer, smokes a bowl and blows a vicodin.
Damn dude, I was fucked up after I did that Zingerdoodle.
Zingerdoodle by Matt and Stefan February 13, 2008

Zammerdoodle 

I “guy” who has a melon head, thinks Lebum was better than Jordan and doesn’t like Garth Brooks but loves Chris Gaines.
“What a melon headed zammerdoodle that guy is”
Zammerdoodle by William J. Abernathy December 10, 2021

wangerdoodle 

A word used to refer to asians. Often used by very racist individuals.
You're a wangerdoodle
wangerdoodle by hxcfishdoodz February 15, 2009
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