Zangered

To be under the influence of Cocaine

Did you see Jonny at the party last night? He was so zangered,probably didnt sleep much.

by L.Charles April 7, 2011

Zangerdoodle

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).

bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

(upside to this)

by fool in the face June 21, 2006

to be Zantered

Making someone believe you have something they really really want, making them offer strange and disturbing things to get it, and having a good laugh at their expense.

"What would you do to get my beta account-key, the one I don't really want actually?"
"I'd suck you"
"Hmm, something better.Would you mind letting some guy pull all your teeth?"
"No, not at all, please fetch him right away"

by Vaithes July 18, 2004

Zandered

When a male is having sex and busts a nut in under 60 seconds. When you start and finish a task really quickly.

Dude, Michael was taping Megan last night and totally Zandered her. That shit was embarrassing.

by Burgundy Boy March 17, 2019

zingered

Action; When someone makes a snappy joke at your expense - you've been zingered

When referring to two guys arguing
Person 1 "That's enough girls, you're both pretty"
Person 2 "Haha, you guys just got zingered"

by dolly madison July 11, 2014