Zapata

Mexican slang for Elite P. Those who are lucky enough to find a woman with Zapata they are forbidden to speak or share its existence.

Maria was unbelievable. I never knew she had a Zapata. That was the best I’ve ever had.

by RicoStar23 January 30, 2025

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Zapata's Revenge

That overly indulgent, uncomfortably full, generally gross feeling you get after eating an entire **burrito that you intended on only eating half of and saving the rest for later.
Named after the 1910 Mexican freedom fighter Emiliano Zapata Salazar who was the leader of the "Liberation Army of the South" or Zapatistas.

**The standard San Francisco taqueria size burrito which is roughly the size of an adult forearm

I just at that entire burrito from Pancho Villa's and totally have Zapata's Revenge.

by keeniej October 31, 2013

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Zapata Time

When someone is always incredibly late. If an event starts at 4, they’ll maybe be there by 6:30. They will never be ready by the time you ask them be ready by.

“Hey, where’s Zapata? We said to be here by 4”

“He’s just getting out of bed”

“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”

by CM_0313 May 28, 2024

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The Zapata

Taking a lady out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again.

William: Hey, how did that date go last night?

Nick: She was a huge bitch, so I gave her The Zapata.

by HomeDepotSlave January 26, 2010

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Valeria Zapata

The most amazing girl in the world. Valeria Zapata is smart, kind, beautiful, funny, sweet, and super mega cool. She is an angel and the sun shines wherever she goes. Your life is not complete until you meet this girl.

I'm in love with Valeria Zapata

by ilovevz September 24, 2011

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