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you stink of obama 

The aroma that comes from a situation where a particularly large, noticable or famous person goes a bit gay.
Non Stinker: Man, we are about to win this game of chess, lets finish them off.

Stinker (Obama): No. Lets engage with a view to a hug and if that doesn't work, we'll let them win to make them happy.

Non Stinker: Oh man, you stink of Obama.
you stink of obama by Harry010 June 27, 2011

Ew, You Stink 

A joke used when someone messes up or acts dumb.
Bill: *says 5 squared is 10

Jared: “Ew, You stink, Bill
Ew, You Stink by Wes the Bes December 3, 2019

Flowers stink and you are purple 

Flowers stink and you are purple isn't actually a thing but it is when you want to annoy some1 >:) And it's awesome to annoy kaymunk
"@kaymunk"
"yesh?"

"flowers stink and you are purple!""hehehehe"
"NO! >:("
"yesssss >:))) tehehehe"

Flowers stink and you are purple 

When you wanna annoy kaymunk just cause.
you: can I tell you something?
kymunk: sure!
you: flowers stink and you are purple

kaymunk:.....NOOO WHYYYYY >:(((((
you: muahahahahaa >:)))
kaymunk: ..... >:((((
you: hehehe

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

you stinking libtard

the people who rejected my Hillary Clinton definition
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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