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You`ll see

A phrase commonly used to prove a point, I will show you. Barking like a dog to gain recognition.
"I`m gonna fuck her, you`ll see! I`m the hottest guy at the party, I`m gonna get laid for sure, you`ll see!"
You`ll see by cbdrunk March 14, 2015
Words you can keep

You'll never see it coming 

Describes a moment that is both unpleasant and unexpected. Also known as a Last Surprise.
John: Aw, man, so sorry the wind blew your popcorn out of your hand.
Ryan: Ehh, you'll never see it coming anyways.

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.
Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"
rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

Alexis, the prettiest girl you’ll ever see 

Alexis, she’s the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen, she looks so spectacular,

Alexis is a girl truly like no other, she is the smartest girl that you’ll ever meet, so intelligent, and knows what she wants, she has a cute charm about her that you’ve never seen, she is truly like no other being, she is a woman that can brighten your day with nothing but a smile, she is a girl who is gorgeous with such a great style, she is a woman who is pretty like no other and has looks like one that you’ve never seen before, she’ll fill you with happiness that as you’re around her begins to grow more and more, she is a girl who is just like the girl of your dreams, her style shows an emo and mean way but when you know her it’s not what it seems, for she is the sweetest girl that you’ll ever meet, she’ll hug you and pick you up as you lie in defeat, because her heart is as pure as gold, you’ll soon learn that seem is someone who talking to with never gets old, Alexis is truly the perfect girl, with nothing but her existence brightening your world, who can change your whole mood with just one word,

Alexis is perfect, her nose is beautiful, her eyes are adorable, he lips are pretty, her hair is precious, her body is lovely, her smile is stunning, just looking at her and you’ll see that’s she breath taking, that’s she stunning and gorgeous and that no words can begin to describe her Beauty, Alexis is perfect
Alexis, the prettiest girl you’ll ever see , she is truly perfect

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

What every scrawney little pussy boy fears.
Kurt Cobain won't save you, mother fucker.

You'll never see it comin! 

You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes. You're done IN! By the time it's hit you, your last surprise! ooooh~ ooooh~ ooooh~
The speed of light is so abundant that you'll never see it comin!
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