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You`ll see

A phrase commonly used to prove a point, I will show you. Barking like a dog to gain recognition.
"I`m gonna fuck her, you`ll see! I`m the hottest guy at the party, I`m gonna get laid for sure, you`ll see!"
You`ll see by cbdrunk March 14, 2015
Words you can keep

You'll never see it coming 

Describes a moment that is both unpleasant and unexpected. Also known as a Last Surprise.
John: Aw, man, so sorry the wind blew your popcorn out of your hand.
Ryan: Ehh, you'll never see it coming anyways.

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.
Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"
rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

Alexis, the prettiest girl you’ll ever see 

Alexis, she’s the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen, she looks so spectacular,

Alexis is a girl truly like no other, she is the smartest girl that you’ll ever meet, so intelligent, and knows what she wants, she has a cute charm about her that you’ve never seen, she is truly like no other being, she is a woman that can brighten your day with nothing but a smile, she is a girl who is gorgeous with such a great style, she is a woman who is pretty like no other and has looks like one that you’ve never seen before, she’ll fill you with happiness that as you’re around her begins to grow more and more, she is a girl who is just like the girl of your dreams, her style shows an emo and mean way but when you know her it’s not what it seems, for she is the sweetest girl that you’ll ever meet, she’ll hug you and pick you up as you lie in defeat, because her heart is as pure as gold, you’ll soon learn that seem is someone who talking to with never gets old, Alexis is truly the perfect girl, with nothing but her existence brightening your world, who can change your whole mood with just one word,

Alexis is perfect, her nose is beautiful, her eyes are adorable, he lips are pretty, her hair is precious, her body is lovely, her smile is stunning, just looking at her and you’ll see that’s she breath taking, that’s she stunning and gorgeous and that no words can begin to describe her Beauty, Alexis is perfect
Alexis, the prettiest girl you’ll ever see , she is truly perfect

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

What every scrawney little pussy boy fears.
Kurt Cobain won't save you, mother fucker.

You'll never see it comin! 

You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes. You're done IN! By the time it's hit you, your last surprise! ooooh~ ooooh~ ooooh~
The speed of light is so abundant that you'll never see it comin!
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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