2 definitions by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.

Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003

Korn (Karn as Germans would pronounce it)

While there are probably an equal number of both Korn lovers and haters I can see both sides of the argument, but I fail to understand when a Korn-hater will say that they're nu-metal. Now nu-metal is shit like Limp Bizkit, music that is trying to be hardcore, not dark or satanic but hardcore and 'up and at 'em', Linkin Park is 'nu-metal' but Slipknot and Korn are not, 'new-metal' maybe but not the aforesaid genre as they're far 'heavier' and despite having a crap fanbase of little 10 year old tossers (which might I had I ferverently despise) they're not recycled crap like Limp Bizkit. Korn have officially apologised to the world for establishing Limp Bizkit as they're so damn crap and have done nothing but be complete and utter wankstains and burdens of society and unfortunately Korn can be lumped into the same sentance as them. Nu-metal bands don't write about hating lyrics but more political and rappy style etc. whilst Korn and Slipknot wane more toward hating and oppresion toward mankind and society.

Korn are my favourite band by the way.
Slipknot were the band that took my 'gig virginity'

by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003