james's definitions

Chav

Harmless on own but when teamed with other 'ard nuts becomes into a super brick throwing, car stealing, spitting machine. Will drive anything thats hot, usually with some retarded RnB blarring out. Phrases like boi, innit, bruv, dosh u up propa good are their own language. Can be identifyed by burbry caps (always at 90 degrees) and socks tucked into trousers.

"There a chav i think i will run him down for the good of man"

by James December 17, 2003

Jet City

Jet City- Seattle, USA. Refering to its status as birthplace and industrial capital of the Beoing Co. It is large number of Beoing labs and plants.

Joe- I'm from Jet City.
Sarah- Sweet.

by James June 18, 2006

dinged

To get rejected, usually from a graduate school.

"Man, I got dinged yesterday. The decision letter came in a small and thin envelope."

by james December 13, 2003

New York Minute

An imaginary measurement of time that indicates an extreme quickness. Lending itself to the fast-paced lifestyle associated with New York City.

When I was in the Bronx I got mugged, shot, raped, and murdered in a New York Minute. In Detroit it would take at least 2.

by James December 8, 2003

turgor pressure

internal pressure of a cell due to water held there by osmotic pressure

A plant cell has its normal shape and turgor pressure in isotonic solution

by james December 13, 2003

PMW

Posh Mans Wank.
A wank with a condom on

He couldn't be arsed to clean up after him so he wore a condom

by James March 10, 2003

Axis of Evil

Something that Bush made to take the blame off him. Some countries on the list were not a threat till he put them on.

North Korea was NOT A THREAT until he IGNORANTLY AND STUPIDLY put them on this lil list called axis of evil. now that dumbass has to deal with this dumbass mistake.

by JAMEs September 21, 2003