james's definitions
Amber: Hey watch your step, your not focused. You've got cock eyes.
Jo: Yes I have, I've gotta cut back on cock.
Jo: Yes I have, I've gotta cut back on cock.
by james March 16, 2005
Get the cock eyesmug. When a collection of spunk consumed collects in the stomach cavity and gives the image of a beer belly
Hayleym@gem.co.uk
by James September 23, 2003
Get the Spunk Gutmug. a chinese person who acts or thinks he is black. Pretty much the same as a wigger but a chinese person instead of a white person.
"yo my homies" -chinese's person talkin
"yo dawg"-chinese's person
(sorry could not come up with an example and they make you
"yo dawg"-chinese's person
(sorry could not come up with an example and they make you
by James December 23, 2004
Get the Chiggamug. I was mad at Jill for making me wait so long, so when I finally got the ass, I put that bitch in a half nelson.
by James June 17, 2006
Get the half nelsonmug. Like Scottish football except better.
We can actually play... well some of us.
Liam outlines the majority of what can be said about this unbelievable spectacle. No doubt everyone in Maths during 4th period on a Monday will sit with their eyes glued to the window: albeit by Mrs. Copland for them not writing the notes!
It has more drama than all of those crap Aussie soaps added together and best of all, has the worst goalkeeper in existence... no, not Aberdeen's keeper, but the mighty Timbo. Can't catch a cold. Doesn't recognise a foul. Doesn't understand that a shot which goes in between the posts (which are beautifully constructed with bags and tend to be 2 ft wide), under the (imaginary) crossbar and over the line.. counts as a fecking goal.
Scott likes to whine and cry as he goes out first round every week thanks to dubious penalties awarded by Timbo against him (which happen to be the only penalties awarded by Timbo. Ever.)
Chuchter likes to whine and cry too yet is inaudible as he is an inbred farmer that no-one can make out a word he says so everyone takes it as speech of unimportance and carries on regardless.
Then there's Nick K. Poaching bastard!
Everyone else is fine and have been explained, again by Liam, above.
We can actually play... well some of us.
Liam outlines the majority of what can be said about this unbelievable spectacle. No doubt everyone in Maths during 4th period on a Monday will sit with their eyes glued to the window: albeit by Mrs. Copland for them not writing the notes!
It has more drama than all of those crap Aussie soaps added together and best of all, has the worst goalkeeper in existence... no, not Aberdeen's keeper, but the mighty Timbo. Can't catch a cold. Doesn't recognise a foul. Doesn't understand that a shot which goes in between the posts (which are beautifully constructed with bags and tend to be 2 ft wide), under the (imaginary) crossbar and over the line.. counts as a fecking goal.
Scott likes to whine and cry as he goes out first round every week thanks to dubious penalties awarded by Timbo against him (which happen to be the only penalties awarded by Timbo. Ever.)
Chuchter likes to whine and cry too yet is inaudible as he is an inbred farmer that no-one can make out a word he says so everyone takes it as speech of unimportance and carries on regardless.
Then there's Nick K. Poaching bastard!
Everyone else is fine and have been explained, again by Liam, above.
Monday cuppy has been cancelled for the first time. Ever! This occurs/occured (depends when you're reading this) on the 14th of March 2005. Reason: shitty guidance having S.E. then instead of Friday. Arseholes.
by James March 13, 2005
Get the monday cuppymug. A little known Karma Sutra position originating the the Assai region of India requiring the dislocation of the females left shoulder to provide extra stimulation for the mans ealobe. This position enables the Kundalini to flow through the three gates (energy points) reaching it's highest potential allowing for an explosive orgasm
by James January 11, 2005
Get the Borangemug.