james's definitions

Toocan Sam

1-Toocan Sam: a very mangy bird that lives in the jungle, and leads innocent unsuspecting children into the jungle in search of sugary cereal...claiming that if you "follow his nose" that will in some way actually lead you to the god damn cereal; however, the only thing these kids ever get is bitten by thousands of jungle in insects and the occasional jungle lion....leaving them with no cereal, infectious wounds and a hatred of all things that fly.

2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:

* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine

Mixing instructions:

in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! that bird said to follow his nose to the cereal and now we're lost in the jungle and i'm scared and cold, so very cold.....i say it's time to eat the fat kid of the group or we'll never survive....DAMNNNN YOUU TOOCAN SAM!

I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.

by James March 6, 2004

Granderbland

Tasteless, Tacky

Granderbland comes from the old german "Krandbeln" which means "Without taste"

Charrie was dressed in granderbland clothes.

by James April 25, 2005

honor

The courage to do what is right, no matter what. A belief that your actions represent more than just yourself, the recognition that what you do defines your entire generation. Also, part of the Marine Corps Corps Values. (see Courage and Commitment)

I hold my honor to be of more importance than myself.

by James July 11, 2004

Mad Snickers

to don praise on to a person or object. this word dervives its meaning from the goodness of snickers candy bar.

Mad snickers to the A on that algebra test, man.

by james June 4, 2004

Badgerism

Racism for badger "Badgerism"

A badger cart be racist onley badgerist so if it is badgerist thats BADGERISM

by James April 18, 2005

aerosexual

noun, a person who fuck aeroplanes. Only used when refering to women pilots.

She was a terrible pilot, a true aerosexual.

by James January 26, 2004

sick party

A bunch of friends sitting around, wearing those doctor masks or whatever...because theyre sick, and going out in public would be inconsiderate

instead of going to school today, my friends and i had a sick party

by james December 15, 2003