james's definitions

i before e

....except for words that have the pronouncation "ay" in them.

weigh, neighbor etc.

by James November 18, 2003

Wesley Clark

The 44th and next President of the United States.

Jeb and his Florida cronies won't be able to rig the election results this time around. ;)

bye bye dubya....

to be inaugaurated as 44th President of the United States, Jan.20,2005.

by James November 20, 2003

disalude

in mad chaos, in confusion

The cops were disalude after they got shot at

by James October 15, 2004

stocker

Used at drag tracks mostly, Describes a car that looks "stock" (no moddifications done to the car, very plain, normal looking.) But is VERY fast.

a stock looking chevelle goes down the track and runs 195mph@9 secs

"WOW, That car is a stocker"
"Its a stocker"

by James May 13, 2005

Finnigan Fag

Homosexual with fair skin. In order to be a Finnigan Fag, you must have asthma, blonde hair, fair skin, and rosey cheeks. Finnigan Fags also enjoy watching Trading Spaces and Christopher Lowell.

Phil Dear is such a Finnigan Fag, he is obsessed with watching those stupid decorating shows, and I also found a polaroid of he deepthroating a Keilbasa and nearly choking on it due to his asthmatic tendencies.

by james July 3, 2004

decorate

to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.

I decorated my room last night.

by James May 13, 2005

Reamer

An individual who derives sexual pleasure from either fisting or inserting objects into the arses of others, or himself.

Also, Reaming, to ream.

Mike selected the most brutal implement from the kitchen drawer, a spiked meat tenderiser, and proceeded to ream Andy mercilessly with it

by James February 3, 2004