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yonisise 

Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.
yonisise by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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Yonish • yonisha • Yoish • yoisho • yonesh • yongshin • Yonism • yunisha • yanish • yanisha

yanishka 

A hispanich chick who's been hurt a lot who just wants to find some peace in life who doesn't like being played with she's very fragile and lovund and caring others hurt her but she doesn't want to hurt them back because she's to good for that she flies way too high to be shot down

Boy1: your beautiful I would definitely hit you up
Yanishka: thanks but no thanks I don't have time for little boys like you
Yanishka is amazing smart beautiful loving, and caring
yanishka by ewwwyou November 6, 2014
Noun. English spoken in the style of Star Wars character Yoda.
"A number three meal with a large drink will I have," I said in Yodish.
Yodish by slegotoo November 9, 2010
Yonism is the sacred doctrine of the divine feminine. It derives from the world's most ancient knowing that MOTHER is GOD, not father.

Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.
David believes the black woman is God, lives by her wisdom and follows her leadership; therefore David is a yonist and practices yonism.

Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.

In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!
Yonism by Goddess Akasha Divïnn October 3, 2022

Yorishomi 

A Yorishomi is a boosted bitch, generally used to describe very poor gameplay.
Damn, that DK is going full Yorishomi! This is gunna be a wipe...
Yorishomi by J_Ringus August 18, 2016
1. Word meaning YAY!, HORAY!, or COOL!

2. A random word you say when there is nothing else to say. Often spoken loudly and extended.
1. someone: Dude! You just killed me!
someone else: I know! Yoish!

2. Someone: so what do you want to do?
someone else: I don't know.

*silence*

Someone: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOISH!
Yoish! by Devrockx April 1, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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