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Oikos yogurt
J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.
J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR
J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR
No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence
Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily
Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack
Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things
Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily
Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack
Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things
Oikos yogurt by Postage it January 27, 2022
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Yogurt Male
A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.
Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
Yogurt Male by YogurtTruther October 5, 2021
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Shaking My Yogurt
Shaking My Yogurt by Deez.Nuts May 5, 2015
Youlame
#1 (N) This cool website where you can ask, answer, and rant about life, love, and anything else that happens in life. And do it completely anonymously.
#2 (N) When you ask lame questions or make lame statements on Youlame
#3 (V) The act of posting a question or comment on Youlame.. (youlame it)
#2 (N) When you ask lame questions or make lame statements on Youlame
#3 (V) The act of posting a question or comment on Youlame.. (youlame it)
Example #1:
Guy: I want to ask Jenny out but I don't know if she likes me... what should I do?
Friend: Why don't you ask youlame? They give free advice to anyone and no one will know it's you because it's anonymous!
Example #2:
Girl: I have never kissed a boy but I really like this guy. I'm too embarassed to ask anyone because I don't want to be made fun of
Brother: Ew.. I'm not interested in your love life but Youlame it. They'll give you good advice.
Example #3:
Person: WHY DOES THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME?! I AM SO MAD! No one even understands me.... they just judge me. I am going to rant on Youlame! No one can judge me then!
Guy: I want to ask Jenny out but I don't know if she likes me... what should I do?
Friend: Why don't you ask youlame? They give free advice to anyone and no one will know it's you because it's anonymous!
Example #2:
Girl: I have never kissed a boy but I really like this guy. I'm too embarassed to ask anyone because I don't want to be made fun of
Brother: Ew.. I'm not interested in your love life but Youlame it. They'll give you good advice.
Example #3:
Person: WHY DOES THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ME?! I AM SO MAD! No one even understands me.... they just judge me. I am going to rant on Youlame! No one can judge me then!
Youlame by Wondering Leaf January 23, 2014
Yogurt Male
Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.
Yogurt Male by I love yogurt October 31, 2021
yogurt balloon
yogurt balloon by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018
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