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"yoakum's in my mouth"
"she's got yoakum on her chin"

by the original bdubs October 14, 2008

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Dwight Yoakam

Dwight Yoakam is one of the best artists in recent country music history. Unlike most of his contemporaries, he doesn’t give in to what’s trendy in Nashville and plays what he likes instead. As a result, his music is unique, honest, and never pretentious. He’s able to mix elements of Bakersfield country, traditional country, bluegrass, blues, alt.country, rock, and more together seamlessly to create a sound that’s both fresh and true to its roots. In addition to his unique musical style, he also writes some of the most emotional and thought-provoking (yet somehow still simplistic) lyrics.

If that wasn’t enough, he’s also an acclaimed actor and director in Hollywood. What a guy.

Instead of buying another worthless Tim McGraw CD, buy Dwight Yoakam's new album "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. WOOT WOOT!

by me April 25, 2005

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yorkums

A demonic spell which summons a dog which has a demon sealed within it. To perform the spell, one must chant "yorkums" three times in front of a bathroom mirror, then flush the toilet in that same bathroom. After 5 seconds a small dog will appear in the room. What happens after is up to you to figure out.

Danny: Yo did you hear, Jonny performed the yorkums!
Jack: No way! No wonder he hasn't been at school for a week.

by emkay1 January 23, 2021

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yokum

yokum (n) also Yokum-a rube, bumpkin, or otherwise green or stupid person. Often used in conjunction with "bitch" (yokum bitch). Origin unknown, perhaps from cartoon character "Pappy Yokum", a fictional unwashed red-neck.

"Fieldy-bway thought he had the goods on me until I pulled out my secret weapon and dropped the bomb on that yokum bitch."

by Lord Paul May 7, 2005

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