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yokum (n) also Yokum-a rube, bumpkin, or otherwise green or stupid person. Often used in conjunction with "bitch" (yokum bitch). Origin unknown, perhaps from cartoon character "Pappy Yokum", a fictional unwashed red-neck.
"Fieldy-bway thought he had the goods on me until I pulled out my secret weapon and dropped the bomb on that yokum bitch."
yokum by Lord Paul May 7, 2005
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One who is in the early stages of life, learning to mature through organized works of art.
I yearn to be of great knowledge so I too will be one with YOKUM.
YOKUM by Divineintellect August 27, 2022
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dwight yokum shuffle 

made famous by country singer dwight yokum.shuffling of feet in a stealthy way to sneak up on people.
Darrel did the dwight yokum shuffle in the lunch line.
dwight yokum shuffle by Darrel January 1, 2005

Dennis Yokum 

Best Guy in the WHOLE World.
Smart guy always name Dennis Yokum
Dennis Yokum by Dennis Q Yokum July 23, 2011
The measure of moisture in you - used as a metric to determine how much you want it. High youmidity means that you are hot, moist, sticky or wet - indicating you want it really bad - and low youmidity means you are cold and dry - indicating you lack empathy and need to relax.
Booty Caller: “Hi honey-bun, I’m sorry I haven’t called in a while. I’ve been super busy with work. I miss you. How’s the weather where you are?”
Booty Callee: “High youmidity, babe. How quickly can you get here?”
The 15 minutes of fame you receive from being on a YouTube video.

Related "Youfamy"
Wow, posting that clip on the net really made me youmous. I can't go out without someone asking me if I was that dude on the net!

The day she uploaded the video of me getting punked at my bachelor party will live in youfamy.
youmous by iamnotone August 2, 2009
prononciate uma

Youma is an african subsaharian female name that litteraly comes from the arabic noun ''umm'' and means ''mother'' in the way that it basically defines a leading woman, a woman whom rules with softness and love. ''Youma'' is specifically a mauritanian/ malian/ senegalese female name. It also can be written as ''uma''
My grandma's name is Youma. She is from South Mauritania.
This is Youma. She is à top-ranking mauritanian senegalese black model.
youma by Ashley99love November 5, 2017
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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