Siemen

a funny and very attractive guy that everyone looks up to

One of my friends was a real siemen today

Siemen by Zebbbb May 2, 2020

Siemen

Siemen is an incredibly intelligent human being. He's more athletic than Hercules himself and he's one of the kindest human beings you will ever meet. Sometimes he makes weird jokes that no one really gets and might seem rude, but he never means them like that. If you find yourself a Siemen, never let the crazy motherfucker go.

Do you hear that Siemen in the distance?
*Machika, machika machika*

Siemen by BroverStinson November 21, 2021

Siemen de Piemen 

Siemen de Piemen is a very bad disease in the netherlands!.

Siemen de Piemen also means shit i got rejected by a girl.

ah i have got Siemen de Piemen for the twenty-first time mayble i am just a loser like Postbode Siemen and mathilde.

Siemen de Piemen by Postbode Siemen June 6, 2018

Siemen the minecrafter 

Siemen the minecrafter is a renowned minecrafter in the Banjaluka province of Bosnia and Herzegovina.

Siemen the minecrafter is a real beast here in Banjaluka!

Siemen the minecrafter by Big Joe the hatwearer June 5, 2018

Semen Father 

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.

Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.

Semen Father by eggplant boi March 21, 2021

semenesque

having the consistancy, color, taste, or smell of semen.
someone who seems as if they spend large quantities of time soaked in semen.

that rice pudding went bad; its a bit semenesque.
j:"dont go near that girl shes a bit too... semenesque!"
chris:" thats why i want her number."

semenesque by jjerzey April 27, 2011

The Semen Den 

A colloquial term referring to the hotel chain commonly known as the ‘Comfort Inn.’ The first guesthouse under that name was a Brothel operating in Pittsburg in 1924, known for being simultaneously classy and, at times, filthy – the original hotel’s sign on Main Street actually read ‘Cum Fort Inn’. Unconfirmed Reports of contracting syphilis from the bar stools in the lobby were common, and the rooms were obviously no better. So today The Cum Fort Inn continues the tradition of superficially clean cesspools of human bodily fluid disguised as discount hotel rooms. The Cum Fort Inn remains an American institution, lovingly nicknamed by its many fans ‘the Semen den.’

Norman went to the semen den for his biweekly visit with Laquisha, his long-term prostitute. On this occasion, he forgot his prophylactics – fortunately, upon reaching under the bed, he found a variety of lightly used condoms from the room’s previous occupants. ‘thank god for the Semen Den’, he whispered to himself before plunging into the diseased escort.

The Semen Den by Messy Jiggleson September 30, 2016