An annual event where high school students gather to celebrate the gift of having Max Yakubovich present at a swim meet. An event worthy of fans dressing up and painting themselves while opponents cringe with fear.
"Why are you wearing a shirt with Max's name on it?"
"BECAUSE IT'S MAX YAKUBOVICH DAY!"
Initiated in Soviet Uzbekistan, Yakubov comes to the United States to make fun of silly arabs and mexicans. Likes long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners, is also a republican.