Yoakim

God

who is Yoakim ?
-God

Yoakim by YoakimGod November 21, 2021

yakima dustoff

When a girl goes down on you while your dick is covered in dirt or sand.

When a girl goes down on you when she has really bad cotton mouth like a cat licking your balls

Man I spent all day at the beach and when I got home my girl gave me a yakima dustoff!

yakima dustoff by armysparkchaser July 15, 2010

Dwight Yoakam 

Dwight Yoakam is one of the best artists in recent country music history. Unlike most of his contemporaries, he doesn’t give in to what’s trendy in Nashville and plays what he likes instead. As a result, his music is unique, honest, and never pretentious. He’s able to mix elements of Bakersfield country, traditional country, bluegrass, blues, alt.country, rock, and more together seamlessly to create a sound that’s both fresh and true to its roots. In addition to his unique musical style, he also writes some of the most emotional and thought-provoking (yet somehow still simplistic) lyrics.

If that wasn’t enough, he’s also an acclaimed actor and director in Hollywood. What a guy.

Instead of buying another worthless Tim McGraw CD, buy Dwight Yoakam's new album "Blame the Vain" when it comes out on June 14th. WOOT WOOT!

Dwight Yoakam by me April 25, 2005

Yakima Steamer 

This is the act of taking a steamy pile of shit onto your partners bare exposed feet. Thus, leaving their toes looking like Yakima, Washington.

Jose enjoys to pay harlots in cash to give him a Yakima Steamer, while he stands in his bathtub, so he doesn’t ruin the carpet in his parents basement.

Yakima Steamer by Djjazzyjinx January 25, 2020

Yakima Yak-off 

To pose as a Immigration Officer wannabe. Self described as "I.C.E.M.A.N." the enforcer of all immigration laws. Known locally as "PoonBoy."

Dude's Yakima Yak-off posin' like a big dog...

Yakima Yak-off by boppa23 April 28, 2011

Yakima

A city in south-central Washington State. Riddled with crime and gang violence, the depressed area around and including the city are known for a high unemployment rate and low property values. Yakima has earned the nicknames "Yaki-Vegas", "Yaki-shithole" and "Yaki-crack". The official city slogan is "Yakima, the Palm Springs of Washington," which couldn't be farther from the truth.

Friend: "What should we do today?"
Me: "We could go to Yakima, listen to the hispanic radio stations with our windows rolled down and carjack an '86 Oldsmobile."

Yakima by SnakesonyourMom September 12, 2006

Yakima Snow Shovel 

A bondage move where the dominatrix repeatedly hits the males testicles with a snow-shovel.

"Dude, I totally got a Yakima Snow Shovel last night and my balls still hurt."

Yakima Snow Shovel by ZenoTheOne March 2, 2019