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Asstitude 

1. The positive emotions generated by the shaking / movement of the gluteus maximums muscles and hip flexors.
2. The scientific study of shaking one's ass as pertains to one's joyous feeling.
When you're feeling down, just use this asstitude to feel great again
Asstitude by P1-UNIT September 22, 2019
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Bad Asstitude 

Someone whose attitude is always bad ass. Someone who is always into bad ass stuff like eating nails for breakfest.. without milk !
"You see the guy with the sunglasses riding the elephant while shooting another guy on a lion.. ?"

"Yeah they really have a bad asstitude"
"Haha cool word dude"
Bad Asstitude by Dansdude June 13, 2014

asstitude 

An asstitude is used to describe someone who has the attitude of an asshole.
Heather has such an asstitude.
asstitude by pseudonym, aha April 18, 2009

Yattitude 

Female attitude, it is rude if said to both male and female
Towards a male: Jheez why are you giving so much yattitude . (this is a vio cause you are being compared to a girl)
Towards a female: Stop giving me yattitude
Yattitude by jaiic2 June 25, 2019

sasstitude 

When some hoe gives you an unwanted sassy tone; a sassy attitude. Very popular in teen age girls but can last lifetime.
Common symptoms:
- insulting unwanted comments
- forcing you to do their shit
- general bitchiness
- strange clicking hand gestures combined with head wobbles
Origin:
Sydney, Straya
"Girl make me another sandwich"
"Make your own sandwich mum"
"Don't gimme that sasstitude or I'll take your ipod off you for a week!"
"You can't do that mum, I'm twelve"
sasstitude by alxmzzzn September 28, 2015

asstitude 

A state of being, replete with personality tendencies so incredibly vile and off-putting that there is simply no other term for their level of social communication. A complete lack of anything even remotely resembling a clinical attitude (even a negative one).
"Bro, gimme a drink."
"Excuse me?"
"I SAID gimme a DRINK. It's fuckin' HOT."
"Dude, you need to check your asstitude at the door."
asstitude by Gregory Novak May 10, 2007
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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