Definitions by alxmzzzn

slurd 

sloppy turd. slides out of the anus

oi mate keep outa the shit box for ten, just dropped the fattest slurd.

slurd by alxmzzzn October 13, 2015

sasstitude 

When some hoe gives you an unwanted sassy tone; a sassy attitude. Very popular in teen age girls but can last lifetime.
Common symptoms:
- insulting unwanted comments
- forcing you to do their shit
- general bitchiness
- strange clicking hand gestures combined with head wobbles
Origin:
Sydney, Straya

"Girl make me another sandwich"
"Make your own sandwich mum"
"Don't gimme that sasstitude or I'll take your ipod off you for a week!"
"You can't do that mum, I'm twelve"

sasstitude by alxmzzzn September 28, 2015