by Tinnerminner June 11, 2018
Get the Yarbivore mug.i dont eat vegetables even though i am a vegetarian. i eat mostly carbs, so therefore i am a carbivore.
by natasha g. January 6, 2009
Get the carbivore mug.Person who eats mostly (if not all) Junk Food which has unhealthy ingredients and little-to-no nutrition.
Joe only eats junk food. He's getting obese, diabetic, and aging beyond his years. Diagnosis? He's a Garbivore.
by GreenGoat October 24, 2012
Get the Garbivore mug.A carbivore /ˈkɑrbɪvɔər/ meaning 'carb eater' (Latin, carb meaning 'carbohydrate' and vorare meaning 'to devour') is an organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of starches, such as french fries, cereals, breads, pasta, candy, jams and desserts. Animals that depend solely on starches for their nutrient requirements are considered obese. A carbivore that sits at the top of the foodchain is an obese SOB, or fat bastard.
Regina: "I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!"
Regina, is considered a carbivore.
Regina, is considered a carbivore.
by brokent June 2, 2014
Get the Carbivore mug.by Sir Jamieson February 3, 2019
Get the Carbivore mug.- someone who doesn't mind eating carbs all the time.
- a person who abhors dieting and stuffs anything in his mouth.
- a person who abhors dieting and stuffs anything in his mouth.
by neenyoww February 9, 2013
Get the carbivore mug.A fourth classification of animal in the food chain behind Carnivore, Herbivore and Omnivore that eats only garbage.
Every time I put my garbage outside in the garbage can, my dog knocks the can over to eat the garbage inside. I never see him eat anything but the garbage, he must be a Garbivore.
by Chris Ulrickson December 14, 2008
Get the Garbivore mug.