A carbivore /ˈkɑrbɪvɔər/ meaning 'carb eater' (Latin, carb meaning 'carbohydrate' and vorare meaning 'to devour') is an organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of starches, such as french fries, cereals, breads, pasta, candy, jams and desserts. Animals that depend solely on starches for their nutrient requirements are considered obese. A carbivore that sits at the top of the foodchain is an obese SOB, or fat bastard.
Regina: "I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!"
Regina, is considered a carbivore.
Regina, is considered a carbivore.
by brokent June 02, 2014