Garbivore

Person who eats mostly (if not all) Junk Food which has unhealthy ingredients and little-to-no nutrition.

Joe only eats junk food. He's getting obese, diabetic, and aging beyond his years. Diagnosis? He's a Garbivore.

by GreenGoat October 24, 2012

Garbivore

A fourth classification of animal in the food chain behind Carnivore, Herbivore and Omnivore that eats only garbage.

Every time I put my garbage outside in the garbage can, my dog knocks the can over to eat the garbage inside. I never see him eat anything but the garbage, he must be a Garbivore.

by Chris Ulrickson December 14, 2008

Garbivore

A mental state of being care-free enough to eat anything and everything presented to a person. Usually obtained under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Person 1: Look at Big Tom, he just went into my fridge and came back with a bucket of potato salad from 4 months ago and a piece of catfish that hasn't seen the light of day in weeks.

Person 2: Yea, after one hit from that pipe he turns into a Garbivore.

by GhostInnis May 26, 2009

gurbavore

A young male that gets hella gurbs on the daily fam. Real shit no one can fw him

Damn bro, you seen that fool Jordan. He a gurbavore with all them birds around him

by Andresquez February 8, 2018

garbodore

literal garbage

garbodore is literal garbage

by Dude2498 January 24, 2017

carbivore

a vegetarian that does not eat vegetables, only carbs.

i dont eat vegetables even though i am a vegetarian. i eat mostly carbs, so therefore i am a carbivore.

by natasha g. January 6, 2009

Carbivore

A carbivore /ˈkɑrbɪvɔər/ meaning 'carb eater' (Latin, carb meaning 'carbohydrate' and vorare meaning 'to devour') is an organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of starches, such as french fries, cereals, breads, pasta, candy, jams and desserts. Animals that depend solely on starches for their nutrient requirements are considered obese. A carbivore that sits at the top of the foodchain is an obese SOB, or fat bastard.

Regina: "I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!"

Regina, is considered a carbivore.

by brokent June 2, 2014