Carbivore

A carbivore /ˈkɑrbɪvɔər/ meaning 'carb eater' (Latin, carb meaning 'carbohydrate' and vorare meaning 'to devour') is an organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of starches, such as french fries, cereals, breads, pasta, candy, jams and desserts. Animals that depend solely on starches for their nutrient requirements are considered obese. A carbivore that sits at the top of the foodchain is an obese SOB, or fat bastard.

Regina: "I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!"

Regina, is considered a carbivore.

by brokent June 2, 2014

Carbivore

A person who only eats carbs.

Person 1: “Have you ever seen Helen eat anything but carbs?”
Person 2: “No, she’s a carbivore.”

by Sir Jamieson February 3, 2019

Carbivore

A person who eats nothing but carbohydrates

Waiter: “Would you like some protein on your pasta?”

Patron: “No thank you, I’m a Carbivore”

by Pastaplease April 28, 2019

Carbivore

Someone that consumes large quantities of carbohydrates.

Marathon runners are carbivores before a big race.

by Deacon Xavier July 10, 2022

carbivore

a vegetarian that does not eat vegetables, only carbs.

i dont eat vegetables even though i am a vegetarian. i eat mostly carbs, so therefore i am a carbivore.

by natasha g. January 6, 2009

carbivore

- someone who doesn't mind eating carbs all the time.
- a person who abhors dieting and stuffs anything in his mouth.

Girl: Whoa! You finished an entire pizza in under 10 minutes?!

Guy: Can't blame me. I'm a carbivore.

by neenyoww February 9, 2013

carbivore

fatasses who eat sweets and think they're skinny

fredric is definitely a carbivore; look at him he's a walking ellipse!!

by fattiecentral December 23, 2023