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YGTBSM
YGTBSM by Tony Nguyen July 12, 2005
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YGTBFSM
Troop 1: We're getting recalled for a squadron-wide piss test.
Troop 2, just returning from Amsterdam: You've got to be fucking shitting me (YGTBFSM).
Troop 2, just returning from Amsterdam: You've got to be fucking shitting me (YGTBFSM).
YGTBFSM by poopoopeepeedaddy December 19, 2013
YGTBFKM
Email abbreviation for "You've got to be fucking kidding me". Often used by Navy types as a show of incredulity.
YGTBFKM by King Neptune March 4, 2006
yhgtbfkm
"You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me", indicating that the speaker cannot even begin get his mind to beleive any part the previous statement.
<User1> OMFG! That noob just posted his IP and root passwd to USEnet asking if someone could help him fix his sound card!
<User2> :o YHGTBFKM!
<User2> :o YHGTBFKM!
yhgtbfkm by grasshoppers January 20, 2003
ygtbkm
ygtbkm by dYl@n$gIrL July 28, 2007
ygtbfkm
You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me, typically uttered in response to anything that is so totally stupid as to be unbelievable.
Note: often pronounced more rapidly as "YiGiTBiFKiM"
Note: often pronounced more rapidly as "YiGiTBiFKiM"
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