Yakisoba is one cool dude. His jokes are funny, his breath smells good. He’s a lover and a fighter. He probably loves space. Maybe likes a good cold IPA or maybe a glass of smooth bourbon.
I’m about to go scoop Yakisoba, we bout get that good good. Maybeeven that good great. But rest assured, when Yakisoba is around, it’ll never be that trash bag.
When a man sucks another man's penis, shoves his finger up the other man's anus and tells him to hold his nose and breath out of his mouth immediately after he has eaten hotnoodles.
Damn that Lo Mein was good, how about a little yakisoba for dessert?
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"