Yakisoba is one cool dude. His jokes are funny, his breath smells good. He’s a lover and a fighter. He probably loves space. Maybe likes a good cold IPA or maybe a glass of smooth bourbon.
I’m about to go scoop Yakisoba, we bout get that good good. Maybe even that good great. But rest assured, when Yakisoba is around, it’ll never be that trash bag.
When a man sucks another man's penis, shoves his finger up the other man's anus and tells him to hold his nose and breath out of his mouth immediately after he has eaten hotnoodles.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).