YGTBFKM

Email abbreviation for "You've got to be fucking kidding me". Often used by Navy types as a show of incredulity.

What? SuppO's serving beef yakisoba again? YGTBFKM!

by King Neptune March 4, 2006

ygtbfkm

You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me, typically uttered in response to anything that is so totally stupid as to be unbelievable.

Note: often pronounced more rapidly as "YiGiTBiFKiM"

Seriously, Congress? You're going to reach an interim deal on the fiscal cliff for now, and then resolve it more permanently in a couple months? YGTBFKM!

by DaddyG January 10, 2013

YGTBFSM

YGTBFSM: Acronym for "You('ve) Got to be Fucking Shitting Me". Likely military origin.

Troop 1: We're getting recalled for a squadron-wide piss test.

Troop 2, just returning from Amsterdam: You've got to be fucking shitting me (YGTBFSM).

by poopoopeepeedaddy December 19, 2013

ygbfkm

acronym, used in written form only.
YGBFKM = You Gotta Be F***in' Kiddin' Me

alice: have you heard? Sodium Benzoate messes with your DNA!
Bob: You mean, the preservative they've used in soft drinks for decades?! YGBFKM!!!

by spankthemachine June 24, 2007

yhgtbfkm

"You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me", indicating that the speaker cannot even begin get his mind to beleive any part the previous statement.

<User1> OMFG! That noob just posted his IP and root passwd to USEnet asking if someone could help him fix his sound card!
<User2> :o YHGTBFKM!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

ygtbkm

You've Got To Be Kidding Me. Used by people on AIM, or other types of instant messengers.

cutegirl598: josh asked me out last night!!!

em0chick: ygtbkm!

by dYl@n$gIrL July 28, 2007

YGBFKM

You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding Me

Richard: Dude I just Wrek'd your car
Robert: YGBFKM

by Sh*tsticks June 7, 2018