ygtbkm

You've Got To Be Kidding Me. Used by people on AIM, or other types of instant messengers.

cutegirl598: josh asked me out last night!!!

em0chick: ygtbkm!

ygtbkm by dYl@n$gIrL July 28, 2007

YGTBSM 

You've Got To Be Shitting Me

You've Got To Be Shitting Me!

YGTBSM by Tony Nguyen July 12, 2005

ygbkm 

You gotta be kidding me

chat dude 1: I saw 2pac at work today
chat dude 2: ygbkm!!!
chat dude 1: what!?
chat dude 2: for reals, you're kidding me!! HOAX!!!!
chat dude 1: wtf! we just had beer together last night...!?!
chat dude 2: OH shit in the shithole!!! my chocolate neighbour.

ygbkm by pseudoman53 December 18, 2012

YGTBFKM 

Email abbreviation for "You've got to be fucking kidding me". Often used by Navy types as a show of incredulity.

What? SuppO's serving beef yakisoba again? YGTBFKM!

YGTBFKM by King Neptune March 4, 2006

ygtbfkm 

You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me, typically uttered in response to anything that is so totally stupid as to be unbelievable.

Note: often pronounced more rapidly as "YiGiTBiFKiM"

Seriously, Congress? You're going to reach an interim deal on the fiscal cliff for now, and then resolve it more permanently in a couple months? YGTBFKM!

ygtbfkm by DaddyG January 10, 2013

YHTBKM 

You have to be kidding me

-I like Math, think hes hot.
-YHTBKM!

YHTBKM by Poly Boop December 29, 2010

YGTBK 

You've Got To Be Kidding

-omg fall out boy is coming to sweden this year!
-omfg YGTBK
-yeah i was...
-Q_Q

YGTBK by Lucas McLeet May 25, 2009