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Yosser's Dozen
A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.
Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!
Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.
I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.
Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.
I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.
Yosser's Dozen by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012
Yosselyn
Also know as Yossy or Yoshi, this girl is also looking for excitement and is always fun to be around, there is never a boring moment with her. She loves meeting new people. She is a true friend and you can always count on her for whatever no matter what! She is hilarious,energetic,crazy,loud,fun, There is never a boring moment with this lovable girl even though she has a wild awsome side she can also be sweet at heart, understanding,caring,generous. Anyone would be lucky to have her has a friend. Yossy can easily make friend and charm them with her personality, same thing with guys. She is a beauty, she is beautiful, gorgeous,stunning,phenomal,sexy, all that is of beauty. When having Yossy as a friend never let her go, she is a friend to cherish and if you have her as a bestfriend your the most luckiest person ever.
Yosselyn by BeeDuhhVee26 August 14, 2011
yosseline
Yosseline is the most amazing human being in earth. She’s one of a kind. Has a pure loving heart. She should give no fucks about what haters gotta say about her. She makes people smile with the simple things and just by looking at her smile it brightens up peoples days. Yosseline always deals with others problems but when it comes to her being in the situation no on she is there for her. She gives people her all when others just take her for granted, But yosseline keeps going with life. She is really sensitive when it comes to emotions. But if you get in her bad side oof she someone else. She’s a magnificent person and any guy would dream of having her.
Ana: Yosseline is an amazing person who shouldn’t doubt herself because people take her for granted when she’s there for everybody else.
Others: Yeahh she’s honestly one of a kind.
Others: Yeahh she’s honestly one of a kind.
yosseline by Yossi’s Best Friend (A**) March 5, 2018
Yosselyn
A beautiful girl who takes beautiful pictures. She is not follower but a lover. She cares about everyone and everything. She is really funny and loves to make friends. Yosselyn takes awesome photography and can make anyones day.
Yossed
To throw something unannounced or throw yourself into something, can also be used to describe making food
“Oh my god! Julia just yossed herself off the dock”
“I yossed myself some food today, it was amazing”
“Did you see the way she just yossed that chicken?!”
“I yossed myself some food today, it was amazing”
“Did you see the way she just yossed that chicken?!”
Yossed by Julia Dickinson August 10, 2020
Yoss
1. (v) to toss an object the speaker does not posses
2. (v) to consume something or order food
3. (v) to send some place
4. (v) to play a game of beer-pong
5. (adj) so fucked up that you are either vegetated on your bed or look like someone tossed a bowling ball at you
2. (v) to consume something or order food
3. (v) to send some place
4. (v) to play a game of beer-pong
5. (adj) so fucked up that you are either vegetated on your bed or look like someone tossed a bowling ball at you
1. Could you yoss me a Natty
2. Could I yoss a McChicken
3. Why don’t we yoss McCormick’s for some more drinks
4. Bro table’s open let’s yoss
5. You were
2. Could I yoss a McChicken
3. Why don’t we yoss McCormick’s for some more drinks
4. Bro table’s open let’s yoss
5. You were
Yoss by Suhdudeyonder December 2, 2019
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