Yossed

To throw something unannounced or throw yourself into something, can also be used to describe making food

“Oh my god! Julia just yossed herself off the dock”
“I yossed myself some food today, it was amazing”
“Did you see the way she just yossed that chicken?!”

by Julia Dickinson August 10, 2020

yossed

To be belligerently drunk off your ass

Jack: damn did u see pat?
Kevin: nah what happened
Jack: kids yossed he was eating pizza off a comb

by snorat July 30, 2016

yossed

Tossed/ Thrown

You’re gonna get yossed at the game tomorrow.

by Bluecornchips202 June 10, 2018

Yossed

The stage during the consumption of alcohol, in which the subject takes their shirt off. It is the sixth stage in alcohol influence.

“Yo that man Jerry Zolis is fucking Yossed, he got his shirt off”

by YossHimothy October 2, 2022

Yossed

So drunk to the point where you just make up shit to escape from reality, near hammered

Person who’s yossed: hey bos, ate bad chine food, can’t come to work sry

by Noscercof27 November 21, 2022

Yosser's Dozen

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.

Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.

by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

Yosselyn

Also know as Yossy or Yoshi, this girl is also looking for excitement and is always fun to be around, there is never a boring moment with her. She loves meeting new people. She is a true friend and you can always count on her for whatever no matter what! She is hilarious,energetic,crazy,loud,fun, There is never a boring moment with this lovable girl even though she has a wild awsome side she can also be sweet at heart, understanding,caring,generous. Anyone would be lucky to have her has a friend. Yossy can easily make friend and charm them with her personality, same thing with guys. She is a beauty, she is beautiful, gorgeous,stunning,phenomal,sexy, all that is of beauty. When having Yossy as a friend never let her go, she is a friend to cherish and if you have her as a bestfriend your the most luckiest person ever.

Yosselyn aka Yossy is thhe bestest friend anyone could ever have.<3

by BeeDuhhVee26 August 14, 2011