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Conjugation of you and won't, or don't. Term used when a philosophically based human proposes the ideas of whether or not to take something from another or proposes the idea of forwarding an action but usually doesn't, you strike them with the y'on't. A chicken shit bastard usually is on the receiving end of term 'y'on't'. Fortunately, for post-modern society with swimming ideas of Marxism, socialism, and fascism, many of these ideologies fall under the victim of y'on't. Because of the post-capitalist world ran by big corporations that have uncanny similarities with old companies such as the British East Indies Company, the word y'on't is only for poor ass people who live in Louisiana.
"I'm gonna go to class tomorrow."
"Y'on't"

Drop on the Y axis 

When a friend does something that is particularly unfriendly. Anytime someone does something mean or inappropriate.

Originated from "Flight of the Conchords" when Murray shows Jemaine and Bret his "friends chart." The y axis on Murray's friend chart represents the level of friendship and the x axis shows the time line.

When Bret and Jemaine are mean to Murray and his other friend they are dropped on the y axis to the point of being at the "stranger" level on the chart.
Murray: "You drilled holes in my desk. That's a drop on the y axis..."
Drop on the Y axis by Grymm Deth February 8, 2010

-7 on the y axis 

What you should tell strangers your age is because they are creepy and will remember stuff like that.
Creepy Pedophile: Hey you! How old are you?
Smart Kid: -7 on the Y axis!
Creepy Pedophile: WTF?
Smart Kid: *runs away*
-7 on the y axis by XEsay February 18, 2009

Why y’all on bro’s tip? 

A phrase that you would use to defend a stranger that’s getting talked shit to by two or more people, the phrase would make sense if the trash talkers were talking shit to a unproblematic person and due to something that literally doesn’t affect them or anybody else.
Person 1: yoo why are you wearing those clothes

Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly

Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA

Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?

Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.
Example #1

Question: Do you drink often?

Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Example #2

Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A 

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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