Urban Dictionary: Definitions by XEsay

DPILF

Acronym for "Dead President I'd Like to Fuck."

As we were watching a movie in Social Studies, my friend and I saw Abraham Lincoln, looked at eachother, and said, "DPILF."

DPILF by XEsay February 18, 2009

What you should tell strangers your age is because they are creepy and will remember stuff like that.

Creepy Pedophile: Hey you! How old are you?
Smart Kid: -7 on the Y axis!
Creepy Pedophile: WTF?
Smart Kid: *runs away*

-7 on the y axis by XEsay February 18, 2009

The random emoticon thing of a constipated person with a flower on their head.

Person on IM #1: (>.<*)
Person on IM #2: Put lard on your hands and shove them up your butt or get laxatives!

(>.<*) by XEsay December 23, 2008

A person who obviously is uptight, bossy, socially awkward, and thinks they can step all over you. An uptight ass usually doesn't know CRAP.

Girl: Wow! Did you see her? She played the uptight ass role in the soccer team!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!

Uptight Ass by XEsay October 29, 2008

The card you shove up your wii's ass to save pictures and stuff so you can put them on the computer.

The SD Card ran out of memory...

SD Card by XEsay October 27, 2008

What you would say your name is/where you live on the "Chat" page of this website because you don't want to tell the creepy people.

Random Kid: Hey you! asl!
Smart Girl: 18/f/Shikakagoowia
Random Kid: WTF?!

Shikakagoowia by XEsay October 26, 2008

A gay guy who thinks he is so great but really isn't.

Dude #1 "Hey look it's Zac Efron!"

Dude #2 "Yeah but I don't give a crap about that guy."

Zac Efron by XEsay October 20, 2008