by XEsay July 20, 2008
A person who obviously is uptight, bossy, socially awkward, and thinks they can step all over you. An uptight ass usually doesn't know CRAP.
Girl: Wow! Did you see her? She played the uptight ass role in the soccer team!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!
by XEsay September 14, 2008
by XEsay July 21, 2008
by XEsay July 20, 2008
Person on IM #1: (>.<*)
Person on IM #2: Put lard on your hands and shove them up your butt or get laxatives!
Person on IM #2: Put lard on your hands and shove them up your butt or get laxatives!
by XEsay December 24, 2008
What you should tell strangers your age is because they are creepy and will remember stuff like that.
Creepy Pedophile: Hey you! How old are you?
Smart Kid: -7 on the Y axis!
Creepy Pedophile: WTF?
Smart Kid: *runs away*
Smart Kid: -7 on the Y axis!
Creepy Pedophile: WTF?
Smart Kid: *runs away*
by XEsay October 14, 2008
by XEsay July 20, 2008