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The most handsome, sexiest most amazing guy, with the biggest cock. He has all the rizz . He is also very nice and is never mean. He will steal your girlfriend sisters mom and aunts. He will not stop till you have no lover.
"That Wysen guy had sex with my mom"

"Wysen is so hot and sexy"
Wysen by anonymous November 22, 2023
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wisengeezer 

a smart-alecky senior
Most social workers in training who're sent to the urban community centers get confused by the wisengeezers.
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WHY YOU SAD IDK NAN MOLLA
lyrics from fake love by BTS
When you hear fake love playing in the background.
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*Your Kpop friend is sad :( *
Me:WYSINM
Kpop friend :)
WYSINM by Agiee January 20, 2020

WYSINAWYG 

What You See Is Not Always What You Get. An acronym especially appropriate to the Internet when you're trying to print something from a webpage and it doesn't come out the way you want it to.
I tried to print my friend's webpage, but all I got was a banner farm. WYSINAWYG!
WYSINAWYG by pentozali April 27, 2007
Wosen is the embodiment of strength, both physically, of mind, and moral. He is a pillar; a light in the dark. Sweet and sensative, but in a reserved manner. Only the very special will ever truly know him inside. With an open mind and heart he will walk thru life experiencing much.
Wosen is so deep
wosen by TrixieLa February 4, 2010

Wesenlunding

You are "wesenlunding" when you always have to be the opposite to something someone has said you.
Dude 1: "Drum & Bass = The definition of Summer."

Dude 2: "no... French House is the definition of summer." (<- Wesenlunding )
Wesenlunding by itsHASTAbitch May 18, 2013

Wisenbaker 

A slang word for someone who is old fat and gross.
Oh my god that thing is so gross it must be wisenbaker.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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