Skip to main content

wiseness 

1. being of greater smartness than those surrounding you

2. Being of wise ancestors

3. What you say when you forgot the word "wisdom"!
1. Ya' know that I got some more wiseness than all ya'll dumb asses put together!

2. My great grandpa was really smart; I ended up with all of his wiseness!

3. Damn I'm so smart, I got some good "wiseness"!
wiseness by RamboY April 25, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

wiseness 

A synonym to wisdom.

The word came about during a seventh grade English class as following

Florian, rewriting their essay: What’s the noun form of wise?
Ms. Hathaway, English teacher: I don’t know.

Florian: Wiseness?
Mia: Wisdom!!

The class then used used the word wiseness, because it was bizarre that an English teacher and student forgot the word wisdom.
In Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolfo Anaya, Antonio gains spiritual wiseness and maturation.
wiseness by RIP RIOT CHICKEN May 14, 2021
Related Words

Wisness Banker 

Wisness Banker, a term used describe a person who wears a suit and makes out that there job is more important than it really is.
When asking a Suit what they do.

Hi please to meet you, what do you do?
"Oh I'm a Executive"
"You mean a Wisness Banker then?"

Then walk away while it clicks in their head.
Wisness Banker by Euan D May 23, 2008

wideness 

wideness is a spiritual energy that comes out of each being, it is a force that can make living beings become wide, a metabolical state that produces a force and a spiritual power that goes beyond human understanding, it's intensity varies depending on the individual, actually, the widest individuals are Vladimir Putin and Mr Clavel
its wideness is beyond comprehension
wideness by leguman February 1, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
Load more