Wumple 

the love for chocolate or a state of deep depression

Her - ' What three words did you use to describe yourself?'
Me - ' Permissive, eager, and wumple.'
Her - ' What does wumple mean?'
Me- ' How I am feeling right now, deeply depressed and craving chocolate.'
Her- ' This is a common condition, lets get you some chocolate...'

Wumple by pet_my_panda July 28, 2010

Wumple 

A wumple is a term for an individual who is so unaware of their own awkwardness and odd quirks that they cause everyone around them to not even bother to comment on how weird they are.

This causes them to realize something is off which makes them almost aware of their strange and meek demeanor but not aware of just how awkward they actually are. So in a sense, they are both aware and unaware at the same time.

It might sound like a paradox...and that's because it is.

It's important to remember that it's not so much an insult as it is an identity. Wumples didn't choose to be wumples and they aren't stupid either. Some (like myself) are actually pretty smart. It's just in social situations, we come off as really stupid cause we don't know what's going on.

Chad (hot crush): Hey Courtney! What's up?!
Courtney (awk wumple): Oh Hey Chad! I'm great! Just getting food! Wbu?!
Chad: Nice! Well, I just wanted to make sure I can still see you this Saturday!
Courtney: Of course you can! I'm actually free this Saturday!
Chad: Yeah! I know you told me!
Courtney: Yeah! I know I did!
Chad: haha...yeah...so I'll see you at 8pm?
Courtney: Or later!...or earlier!!! It doesn't matter really!

Chad: um...ok haha...well enjoy your food!
Courtney: You too!
.....

Courtney: *God! What's wrong with me?! I'm such a fucking wumple!!! 😭*

Wumple by Youseph June 11, 2018

Wumple Gimlet 

The situation that one Jonah Richard Giltz gets himself into after masturbating to completion while thinking about Tori’s Biloba. Immediately after slinging the monochromatic mustard shot, he then becomes the Lucky Pierre for three different groups of men, ingesting semen until his stomach expands with undulating desire and his anus puckers. The resulting space within his asshole then becomes the Wumple Gimlet, ready to receive the final loads, holding them until they ferment into an almost sludge-like, yet still malleable putty. Removing the contents of the Wumple Gimlet, and placing it in Jonah’s mouth is called The Roswell Pettybone Flower.

“Hey James, why isn’t Jonah home from work yet? It’s already 1am!”

“Dont you remember? He’s getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Village”

“Oh, right, how could I forget!?”

“Tonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03”

“What a bargain! Let’s kiss!”

“Okay! I enjoy your private parts, Dane”

“You’re so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? It’s from the batch of ‘09; perfectly preserved.”

“Hell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!”

Wumple Gimlet by JonahJamesDane November 8, 2017

wumple dumple 

a lame person who doesn't want to go out on a saturday night. usually said by one's partner. the homebody version of a party pooper.

"i don't feel like going out tonight" "you're such a wumple dumple"

"i'm going to stay in and be a wumple dumple"

wumple dumple by sk8rfriendofavrils June 14, 2018

Wimpleton 

A hooligan thats both a wimp and a simpleton, a mook about as strong as a goldfish and has the brain of one too. Perfect insult for pretentious ass clowns carrying dildos and alien guns.

Look at that english mook with the perm, I swear he's the biggest wimpleton going, hes asking for a bumming off grizzly Adams going down dodgie.

Wimpleton by JiminyBritshCricket April 10, 2012

Wimple 

An expulsion of air from the end of a penis. Usually happens when a novice gives a blow job and actually blows air into the penis.

Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.

I knew she didn't know what she was doing -- I wimpled for an hour after she blew me.

Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.

Wimple by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

Wampler 

Hack writer for examiner.com known for trading hjs for links on fark. Links generate cash per click, and he earns enough above his Jergens lotion expenses to keep spamming. Typical articles include a youtube embed and 2.4 sentences of 5th grade level commentary.

Wow, 4 Wampler links in a row, Drew must have been treating his mods to a round of hjs

Wampler by Cory Fart November 15, 2010