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An obtuse extremity characterized by large people. It appears most commonly on obese men with extremely large skin flaps. They may look like wings or back boobs, but can appear on the legs or underneath the arms.
Did you see the people on the People of Walmart photos with the large wumpers? They looked like wings

Dude, that guy has wumpers the size of The White House! He pretty much needs a back bra.
wumper by zugbug November 3, 2013
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A big sexy gay oily man with vary high sex appeal
HAVE YOU SEEN MICHAEL? HES A TOTAL WUMPER.
Wumper by Tyuiiokjkkkk May 13, 2022
A big sexy gay oily man with vary high sex appeal
HAVE YOU SEEN MICHAEL? HES A TOTAL WUMPER.
Wumper by Tyuiiokjkkkk May 13, 2022

Wallsack Wolly Wumper 

To smack your balls so hard against a wall, you cannot walk, let alone stand for at least a week.
Damn, did the hospital provide a wheelchair?

No, they blamed me for the Wallsack Wolly Wumper!

willy wumper

an incredibly lengthy and fat penis.
Belinda: So, how big was his...you know? (giggles)

Sue: Christ, he had a real willy wumper, like a jumbo Ballpark Hotdog!

fub wumper 

I fub wumped that fat chick
fub wumper by Gus-Gus May 9, 2003

The wumper 

The wumper is that one little faggot at school that is extremely annoying that no one beats up.
The wumper by Thebigpp November 19, 2019
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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