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wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Wamsterbate 

When a man masturbates while crying, using his own tears as a lubricant.
Will: "Hey I accidentally walked in on jake wamsterbating to a picture of his old girlfriend."

Steve: "Haha Jake wamsterbates? That's hilarious!"
Wamsterbate by Palmertabs December 29, 2013

websturbate 

surfing the web,(usually out of boredom) as a person surfed the channels on the television in the 1980's 90's with hopes that something will spark interest.
Last night I came home, websturbated, and the next thing I knew, three hours had gone by!
websturbate by DrDisney July 30, 2007

webterbate 

To masturbate over those shitty bar adverts that come up along the side of sites like GameFAQs and Urban Dictionary.
The filter blocks porn, so I webterbate on GameFAQs.
webterbate by Bitch McAnal April 11, 2007

wowsterbate 

To play a game session of World of Warcraft that exceeds at least two hours of continuous play
Instead of study for a math test, jimmy decided to wowsterbate for the rest of the evening. Due to his wowsterbation habits, jimmy failed.
wowsterbate by m0nk3yb0y December 29, 2008

Websterbating 

The repetitive act of stimulating one’s device for intellectual, social, emotional or physical pleasure.
She couldn’t find anything to do that day, so she sat around websterbating.
Websterbating by AllijC May 9, 2022