wowsterbate
Instead of study for a math test, jimmy decided to wowsterbate for the rest of the evening. Due to his wowsterbation habits, jimmy failed.
wowsterbate by m0nk3yb0y December 29, 2008
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wasterbate
to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010
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Wamsterbate
Will: "Hey I accidentally walked in on jake wamsterbating to a picture of his old girlfriend."
Steve: "Haha Jake wamsterbates? That's hilarious!"
Steve: "Haha Jake wamsterbates? That's hilarious!"
Wamsterbate by Palmertabs December 29, 2013
WoWsterbation
WoWsterbate: verb: to play World of Warcraft (WoW)
WoWsterbation: noun: the act of WoWsterbating
Usually these words are applied to people who play WoW excessively and to the exclusion of doing normal activities, especially if the person is addicted. This can lead to WoWjaculation.
WoWsterbation: noun: the act of WoWsterbating
Usually these words are applied to people who play WoW excessively and to the exclusion of doing normal activities, especially if the person is addicted. This can lead to WoWjaculation.
Hey, stop WoWsterbating and come to the party with your friends.
Oh, hey that guy's a WoWsterbation addict, maybe we should stay away.
Oh, hey that guy's a WoWsterbation addict, maybe we should stay away.
WoWsterbation by Kent M January 31, 2008
WoWerbate
*______ Rolls a 100*
_______ revieves (Piece of Gear)
"Ughh, oh yeahhh."
"I think I just WoWerbated."
_______ revieves (Piece of Gear)
"Ughh, oh yeahhh."
"I think I just WoWerbated."
WoWerbate by Real_Talk_WoW December 30, 2011
wowsturbate
the act of playing World of Warcraft so much that you are addicted to it, much like masturbating, but its World of Warcraft
John: Hey Jim, wanna wowsturbate when you get home?
Jim: No man, I have a lot of homework.
John: Ah its ok, World of Warcraft will always be here, homework won't.
Jim: No man, I have a lot of homework.
John: Ah its ok, World of Warcraft will always be here, homework won't.
wowsturbate by WoWenhancement March 19, 2009
Wubsterbate
Wubsterbate by Jakethesnake3204 April 27, 2022
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