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wowsterbate 

To play a game session of World of Warcraft that exceeds at least two hours of continuous play
Instead of study for a math test, jimmy decided to wowsterbate for the rest of the evening. Due to his wowsterbation habits, jimmy failed.
wowsterbate by m0nk3yb0y December 29, 2008
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wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Wamsterbate 

When a man masturbates while crying, using his own tears as a lubricant.
Will: "Hey I accidentally walked in on jake wamsterbating to a picture of his old girlfriend."

Steve: "Haha Jake wamsterbates? That's hilarious!"
Wamsterbate by Palmertabs December 29, 2013

WoWsterbation

WoWsterbate: verb: to play World of Warcraft (WoW)

WoWsterbation: noun: the act of WoWsterbating

Usually these words are applied to people who play WoW excessively and to the exclusion of doing normal activities, especially if the person is addicted. This can lead to WoWjaculation.
Hey, stop WoWsterbating and come to the party with your friends.

Oh, hey that guy's a WoWsterbation addict, maybe we should stay away.
WoWsterbation by Kent M January 31, 2008

WoWerbate 

When one plays WoW and obtains a new piece of gear. Being so excited, he/she ejaculates.
*______ Rolls a 100*
_______ revieves (Piece of Gear)

"Ughh, oh yeahhh."
"I think I just WoWerbated."
WoWerbate by Real_Talk_WoW December 30, 2011

wowsturbate 

the act of playing World of Warcraft so much that you are addicted to it, much like masturbating, but its World of Warcraft
John: Hey Jim, wanna wowsturbate when you get home?
Jim: No man, I have a lot of homework.
John: Ah its ok, World of Warcraft will always be here, homework won't.
wowsturbate by WoWenhancement March 19, 2009

Wubsterbate

To wub out and a very rapid and intense level to Wubstep or wubby dubstep electronic dance music.
He wubsterbated to Subtronics all night long.
Wubsterbate by Jakethesnake3204 April 27, 2022
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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