websturbate 

surfing the web,(usually out of boredom) as a person surfed the channels on the television in the 1980's 90's with hopes that something will spark interest.

Last night I came home, websturbated, and the next thing I knew, three hours had gone by!

websturbate by DrDisney July 30, 2007

wasturbate

when you get wasted and then masturbate because you are either bored, horny, or have no friends (and probably all three)

co-worker: "Man, last night was such a blast... me and my buddies met up with these girls at this bar and we were all out till like 4 a.m."

you: "yeah, I just stayed at home and wasturbated all night"

wasturbate by Jimmy Joey Bobby April 22, 2011

Websturbanized 

When a word in Webster's Dictionary has been appropriated for another definition by Urban Dictionary before the definition or synonym listed in Webster's Dictionary.

Yo Bro, we submitted the word "hoe" to Urban Dictionary to to mean "bitch" before The Man Webster caught on. We done Websturbanized that shit! High Five!

Websturbanized by TBoneRaw February 12, 2019

wowsturbate 

the act of playing World of Warcraft so much that you are addicted to it, much like masturbating, but its World of Warcraft

John: Hey Jim, wanna wowsturbate when you get home?
Jim: No man, I have a lot of homework.
John: Ah its ok, World of Warcraft will always be here, homework won't.

wowsturbate by WoWenhancement March 19, 2009

Weepsturbate 

The act of masturbating to oneself while weeping.

Seth sat in the corner and weepsturbated while Talitha and I got it on.

Weepsturbate by A-Trizzle February 27, 2008

webterbate 

To masturbate over those shitty bar adverts that come up along the side of sites like GameFAQs and Urban Dictionary.

The filter blocks porn, so I webterbate on GameFAQs.

webterbate by Bitch McAnal April 11, 2007

Wubsterbate

To wub out and a very rapid and intense level to Wubstep or wubby dubstep electronic dance music.

He wubsterbated to Subtronics all night long.

Wubsterbate by Jakethesnake3204 April 27, 2022