Wtater 

A bottled water company located in Queens, New York established by the late Teag Blade. The company ran into some financial issues after a couple in Maine sued the company for intentionally misspelling the word "water". After careful analysis of the situation, the couple gained $3.67 Bagrillion dollars from WTATER brand water.

"FUCK, I RAN OUT OF FUCKING WTATER. CAN I BORROW A DOLLAR?"

"I heard drinking Wtater-brand water gives you herpes."

Wtater by Iron Huar October 19, 2008

Gingerbread Water 

Gingerbread Water Is Gingerbread Water 🗿🤝

“Gingerbread Water🗿🤝”

Gingerbread Water by 444.vis August 14, 2022

be like water 

TO BE SHAPELESS,FORMLESS,HAVING NO PARTICULAR STYLE.
A FAMOUS BRUCE LEE SAYING.

“You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend.”
BE LIKE WATER.....

be like water by GS71 May 16, 2015

That’s a mean cup of water. 

That’s a mean cup of water — A mytho-legendary quote attributed to The Man in Black himself Johnny Cash when he performed live at San Quentin Prison.

Many people were against his performance in prisons especially prison guard unions who thought that a Johnny Cash prison performances would quite probably incite riots.

What actually happened was that Cash said: “If there are any guards still talking to me could you bring me a cup of water”.

After he finished drinking it, Cash destroyed and crushed the tin cup in which his water had been provided. Then he sang a song about the uselessness of San Quentin Prison and theories of rehabilitation called: San Quentin.

His Johnny Cash Live at San Quentin Album was certified gold on August 12th 1969 and in spite of the documented evidence to the contrary, the legend of the “ That’s a mean cup of water” quote is more powerful than what actually occurred.

But that’s the thing about a good and well told mytho-legendary story: it’s never what actually happened; it’s what SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!!

That’s a mean cup of water. I felt tough like I’ve seen a thing or two; but I’ve never seen anything as hard as the cup of water I just drank!!!!

That’s a mean cup of water. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023

Irish Water Spaniel 

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.

Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'

Irish Water Spaniel by Ayra April 8, 2010

Water Sheep 

prisoner and scapegoat of minecraft youtuber Pewdiepie. Imprisoned in the water current and victim of hate crime.

water sheep:
Pewdiepie: "Are you challenging me?"

Water Sheep by angry.420 July 6, 2019

its water time 

having a glass of water before your first ALCOHOLIC drink of the night.

e.g

Paul Dillon: Its water time! *drinks a glass of water*

its water time by chulddddddd September 2, 2017