Wroister 

An annual gathering of cucks, simps, and persons of ill repute that takes place in a secluded location to enable several days of charged homoerotic sexual activity not normally practiced in society and generally frowned upon by even the most sexually adventurous people.

Jim had only heard rumors of such things as a wroister until he stumbled across one on a solo cross country drive out west. The things he saw there that day would haunt him for the remainder of his now broken life. Just the sight of the hot loads being shot about so indiscriminately was enough to cause him severe ptsd and have flashbacks for his remaining days on this wretched planet.

Wroister by The Mike Hancho Eclesiasties December 15, 2021

wrister 

a handjob; where one uses one's hand to bring a man to orgasm; typically used by new lovers

"I got another wrister from her the other night. It's getting a little boring, I can do that myself, you know?"

wrister by Wristanonymous June 14, 2006

careless wrister 

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

careless wrister by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

wrister 

a warm knitted covering for the wrist

My grandmother knitted me a wrister

wrister by dave88888 June 27, 2013

Filthy wrister

The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.

Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.

Filthy wrister by Chris(not)Chelios March 7, 2022

firing wristers 

Normally a term for taking a particular type of hockey shot, however in particular circumstances is a term for male masturbation.

Riley is so lame for not going out last night I bet he just stayed home cruising the internet and firing wristers….

firing wristers by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe April 22, 2023

wrister 

noun. A person who masturbates frequently, typically making snorting noises as they reach orgasm.

Jesus, he's only knocking another one out in the shower - what a wrister

wrister by Miles Standish Proud November 23, 2011