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a warm knitted covering for the wrist
wrister by dave88888 June 27, 2013
noun. A person who masturbates frequently, typically making snorting noises as they reach orgasm.
Jesus, he's only knocking another one out in the shower - what a wrister
wrister by Miles Standish Proud November 23, 2011

wrister-twister 

This is a Unique various of the ever popular "shocker" it involves a counter clock wise rotiation of the wrist join so as to surpise your lady friend. Also helps if u yell it out just before you are about to preform said task.
u say hey baby u want the W.T. then shes says "whats the W.T" then at the top of your lunges....u yell out "WRISTER-TWISTER" then dive into the DANGER ZONE!!

careless wrister 

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)
Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!
careless wrister by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

Filthy wrister

The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.
Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.

twisted wrister 

1. Slang for flamboyant homosexual man who frequently displays his upright arm with an over-hanging hand .

2. Super-gay 80's hair metal cover band
"Hey did u hear that new twisted wrister song "i want some cock" (gay cover of twisted sister) or...
Hey, i think john from work is a twisted wrister... I went to his house and it was decorated in pink with flamingos on the wall
twisted wrister by Robertartist February 3, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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