wrister

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a handjob; where one uses one's hand to bring a man to orgasm; typically used by new lovers

"I got another wrister from her the other night. It's getting a little boring, I can do that myself, you know?"

wrister by Wristanonymous June 14, 2006

Words you can keep

wrister

a warm knitted covering for the wrist

My grandmother knitted me a wrister

wrister by dave88888 June 27, 2013

wrister

noun. A person who masturbates frequently, typically making snorting noises as they reach orgasm.

Jesus, he's only knocking another one out in the shower - what a wrister

wrister by Miles Standish Proud November 23, 2011

wrister-twister

This is a Unique various of the ever popular "shocker" it involves a counter clock wise rotiation of the wrist join so as to surpise your lady friend. Also helps if u yell it out just before you are about to preform said task.

u say hey baby u want the W.T. then shes says "whats the W.T" then at the top of your lunges....u yell out "WRISTER-TWISTER" then dive into the DANGER ZONE!!

wrister-twister by k-money Kuzma June 19, 2006

careless wrister

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

careless wrister by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

Filthy wrister

The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.

Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.

Filthy wrister by Chris(not)Chelios March 7, 2022

twisted wrister

1. Slang for flamboyant homosexual man who frequently displays his upright arm with an over-hanging hand .

2. Super-gay 80's hair metal cover band

"Hey did u hear that new twisted wrister song "i want some cock" (gay cover of twisted sister) or...
Hey, i think john from work is a twisted wrister... I went to his house and it was decorated in pink with flamingos on the wall

twisted wrister by Robertartist February 3, 2018

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026