wrister

a handjob; where one uses one's hand to bring a man to orgasm; typically used by new lovers

"I got another wrister from her the other night. It's getting a little boring, I can do that myself, you know?"

by Wristanonymous June 14, 2006

wrister

a warm knitted covering for the wrist

My grandmother knitted me a wrister

by dave88888 June 27, 2013

wrister

noun. A person who masturbates frequently, typically making snorting noises as they reach orgasm.

Jesus, he's only knocking another one out in the shower - what a wrister

by Miles Standish Proud November 23, 2011

careless wrister

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)

Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!

by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006

firing wristers

Normally a term for taking a particular type of hockey shot, however in particular circumstances is a term for male masturbation.

Riley is so lame for not going out last night I bet he just stayed home cruising the internet and firing wristers….

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe April 22, 2023

Filthy wrister

The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.

Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.

by Chris(not)Chelios March 7, 2022

twisted wrister

1. Slang for flamboyant homosexual man who frequently displays his upright arm with an over-hanging hand .

2. Super-gay 80's hair metal cover band

"Hey did u hear that new twisted wrister song "i want some cock" (gay cover of twisted sister) or...
Hey, i think john from work is a twisted wrister... I went to his house and it was decorated in pink with flamingos on the wall

by Robertartist February 3, 2018