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Written
Guy 1: hey weren’t you thinking of linking her
Guy2: nahhh that girl is written
Guy1: yeah didn’t want to say but she is baddd
Guy2: nahhh that girl is written
Guy1: yeah didn’t want to say but she is baddd
Written by Coochiecrusader November 8, 2018
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Written in the chips
If you believe that something is written in the stars, you believe that it will be made to happen by a force that controls the future.
However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.
However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.
Susie made it so that her and Stuart's love would be written in the stars forever. Stuart had it written in the chips. Only then did Karen, James and their slow cooking companions know that Stuart did in fact love Susie. She was his liginto.
Written in the chips by Sharkey & Bubbles April 10, 2022
Written by a woman
The phrase “written by a woman” is mostly applied to men, who are literally God’s sent. They are respectful, handsome and wonderful in any way. (not homophobic, racist, etc.) These type of men are the most beautiful beings to exist.
“Oh, that’s Namjoon! Gosh, he’s so awesome, he must’ve been written by a woman!”
“Hey Eric, you’re totally written by a woman! You’re so nice!”
“Hey Eric, you’re totally written by a woman! You’re so nice!”
Written by a woman by Alynn <3 July 22, 2021
Written off
Written off by Munted dipshit August 24, 2019
written by a man
The phrase ‘written by a man’ is typically used to describe a female who fits the stereotypical beauty standards that appeal to men. e.g innocence, natural beauty etc. This is usually used in a negative sense.
written by a man by userunknown_______ June 8, 2022
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