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Worldtown 

An umbrella term for all of the various ethnic neighborhoods within a city. Any neighborhood that is known for being occupied by a common people of a shared cultural heritage can be considered a world town, such as: Greektown, Chinatown, Indiatown, Little Vietnam, Little Italy, Little Mexico, Little Ethiopia, The Ukrainian Village
P1:"Hey, what do you want to do tonight?"

P2:"Do you want to check out a worldtown?"

P1:"Sure, how about Koreatown or Little Laos."

Whore of Worldcraft 

Rapist1: HWOAH DID YOU SEE THAT GUY RAPE ME ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT WITH A RAPEMAGNET
Rapist2: yeah dude hes a total whore of worldcraft

worldcom 

A method of exaggerating one's net worth.
He said he makes a six-figure salary, but I think he's a worldcoming liar.
worldcom by netteach March 14, 2003

war of worldcraft

A fantasy war going on in digitally crafted worlds. Online gamers participate in the fray with their other-worldly avatars, but no outsider can tell who's fighting on who's side. Since it is subscription-based the war must never end, requiring ongoing worldcraft to spur the flames of digital violence.
Dude: I'm gonna log onto War of Worldcraft for a couple hours.
Dude 2: How long is the war going to go on for?
Dude: I don't know. I keep killing and killing and killing, but I have no idea if we're winning.
WordClown: -noun. 1. A person who unwittingly entertains others thru what they (alone) believe to be cleverly deceptive syntax. They often mistakenly assume themselves to be quite sophisticated, scholarly or brilliant--not suspecting that others are laughing at their buffoonery. 2. A faux-intellectual or laughably inept "expert" who inadvertently provides entertainment by using words as if they were loudly beeped out of a clown's squeeze-horn. 3. One who pathetically attempts to defend the indefensible by distracting everyone with a word-juggling act worthy of a clown.
WordClownism is a disease that is triggered by fact-finding or whistleblowing, at which time the WordClown immediately begins spinning, twisting or otherwise torturing the truth in a frantic effort to keep it hidden. Their desperation is so great that they begin spewing non-sensical words, framed with much gravitas--which only heightens the hilarity.
WordClown by HelluvaHoax! October 16, 2011

worldcom 

My blind date said she was pretty, but when she walked in the door you could clearly see it was all a worldcom act.
worldcom by netteach March 14, 2003