Wootted

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When you feel like you need to piss but in reality you need take a shit and then proceed to shit your pants.

What happened to Kevin?
- Oh he wootted in the bathroom. He's on cleanup duty.
Don't touch anything he touches!

Wootted by solo4real March 8, 2026

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Get Wooted

1. The perfect username for snowball. io

2. When your just better than someone at something

( 2. ) Man 1: I suck at this math quiz.
Man 2: Oh I got %100.
Man 1: How! I got %26!
Man 2: Get wooted, son.

Get Wooted by ClickedEnter January 11, 2020

Related Words

Wootted • Wooted • Wootten • woottadoo • Get Wooted

wooted

Won, Winning at everything, always winning, already won, win

You wooted all the time when we played basketball

wooted by alexjenkins30 August 10, 2021

wootten

the act of pulling large amount of bitches, and being fully sick.

"god look at sandy wootten!"
"yeah oath bah look at that fountain of bitches springing from his horse meat!"

wootten by james purdy October 15, 2020

Wootten

A massive black dick.

She really had no idea the little guy had such a wootten. It made her pussy cringe.

Wootten by Meech and Rico April 2, 2007

Wooted

Being overwhelmed by hype and obnoxious energy. When someone is “wooted” they are typically at a frat party overdosing on red bull energy drinks.

Mack: yo dog I’m fuckin wooted

Me: I told you not to drink so much of that red bull shit

Mack: dog let’s fuck

Wooted by The one and only guacamole August 16, 2019

Wootten

The last name of only the coolest of people

Person 1:Yoo Belle wootten!

Person 2:shes so cool

Wootten by Cool guy Belle September 11, 2020

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026