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Won, Winning at everything, always winning, already won, win
You wooted all the time when we played basketball
wooted by alexjenkins30 August 10, 2021
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Being overwhelmed by hype and obnoxious energy. When someone is “wooted” they are typically at a frat party overdosing on red bull energy drinks.
Mack: yo dog I’m fuckin wooted

Me: I told you not to drink so much of that red bull shit

Mack: dog let’s fuck
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(N) ~ the feeling of being intoxicated and unable to function properly
“Me and my bitch Wooted up last night and almost crashed the Benz”
Wooted by shawtyy888 June 18, 2022

Get Wooted 

1. The perfect username for snowball. io

2. When your just better than someone at something
( 2. ) Man 1: I suck at this math quiz.
Man 2: Oh I got %100.
Man 1: How! I got %26!
Man 2: Get wooted, son.
Get Wooted by ClickedEnter January 11, 2020
Johnny wooed Jane with his erotic dancing and giant cock.
Wooed by 🐺 September 27, 2018

Wooded Up 

You my bitch Scarlet got me wooded up so i sucked her dick
Wooded Up by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

Victor Wooten 

Greatest bass player ever. One of the finest musicians of all time. Clinician of funk, jazz, classical and just about anything else.
The man has perfected his craft. His music IQ is unparalleled.
Victor Wooten by Ben Gardner April 23, 2005
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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