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Wootted
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When you feel like you need to
piss
but in
reality
you need take a shit and then proceed to shit your
pants
.
What happened to Kevin?
- Oh he wootted in the
bathroom
. He's on cleanup
duty
.
Don't
touch
anything he touches!
Wootted
by
solo4real
March 8, 2026