Woolsteen 

A last name usually gave to a kid who gets alot of girls. He also likes chillin with his bros. Everyone respects him and wants to be like him... Even Daniel Tosh.

Dude that kids a Woolsteen, all the bitches want his dick.

Woolsteen by ctheboss6789 April 16, 2011

Wolstenbeast 

Chris Wolstenholme, plays Bass for the band Muse, will make you pregnant with his bass. Also has 5 children, with another on the way. Overall, legendary man.

'Hey, did you see the Wolstenbeast on stage last night?'
'Obviously! He is a legend'

Wolstenbeast by amusemeh October 14, 2011

Chris Wolstenholme 

The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)

Chris Wolstenholme is a legend!

Chris Wolstenholme by curious_orange December 23, 2008

Wolstenhard-on 

Arousal caused by the music of Muse, and Chris Wolstenholme's Bass-lines in particular (or just CW in General)

"Today I was head-banging to Plug-in Baby when I discovered I was sporting quite the Wolstenhard-on halfway through."

Wolstenhard-on by iliketits September 27, 2011

Chris Wolstenholme 

1. Bass player for British band Muse.
2. During live shows, he is usually seen headbanging in time to the current song.
3. Sports a handlebar moustache in the Knights of Cydonia video.

When Jake attempted to headbang like Chris Wolstenholme while playing Knights of Cydonia on Guitar Hero 3, he exploded.

Chris Wolstenholme by xLefty April 4, 2009

Chris Wolstenhome 

Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.

Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist

Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.

Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.

Chris Wolstenhome by Chip10 December 15, 2010

Wolsten-headache 

Getting a head ache whilst head banging along to Muse

I've got a massive Wolsten-headache from head banging to Chris Wolstenholmes (Muse bass guitarist) meaty bass intro on Hysteria.

Wolsten-headache by Steve-O Kniev-O October 5, 2011