Wolstenholme 

The girl you meet while camping with some family friends. She takes your breath away when you meet and you find yourself extremely touched by her presence. She lights up your life with her looks and her personality. She is very caring and very easy to love. She comes from an amazing family and once you meet her you'll never want to let her go. When she has to leave camp early you'll feel as if the all the fun things from the week have been taken away. You will fall in love with everything about her and until the next time you see her you will be thinking only about your time together.

Emily caring breath touched light lovable camp personality Wolstenholme

Wolstenholme by Summer1211 August 23, 2011

Chris Wolstenholme 

The coolest guy on the planet. Bassist for the British band Muse. Known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)

Chris Wolstenholme is a legend!

Chris Wolstenholme by curious_orange December 23, 2008

Chris Wolstenholme 

1. Bass player for British band Muse.
2. During live shows, he is usually seen headbanging in time to the current song.
3. Sports a handlebar moustache in the Knights of Cydonia video.

When Jake attempted to headbang like Chris Wolstenholme while playing Knights of Cydonia on Guitar Hero 3, he exploded.

Chris Wolstenholme by xLefty April 4, 2009

Wet Wolstenholme 

A dribbler who scores when the commentator least expects it. Generally experienced by a ‘penis user’ who, when attempting to finish up with a trouser snake who has other ideas, and “thinks it’s all over” only to restore his member to the chamber discovers that “it is now!” The ensuing embarrassment is evident by a substantial urine drip on whichever side the gentleman ‘dresses’.

“Awight, Gaz? Looks like you’ve ‘ad a Wet Wolstenholme on the way ahhht o’ de bogs there mate”

Wet Wolstenholme by bignordierick September 15, 2020

Chris Wolstenhome 

Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.

Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist

Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.

Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.

Chris Wolstenhome by Chip10 December 15, 2010