Woodworthing 

To make an Egregious, repetitive pest of yourself especially by disrupting events that are important to others, in an endless quest for attention and approbation

Dude, I have 56 missed calls between 2:30 and 3 AM. He's woodworthing the hell out of my phone

Woodworthing by DBLambert January 8, 2023

Woodworking 

A type of masterbation that involves a great deal of concentration

Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.

Woodworking by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020

Woodworking 

How you make stuff when you don't have a welder.

Welder's gone? *Sigh* I have do do some woodworking.

Woodworking by Defender of Steel August 30, 2013

advanced woodworking 

The moment when you masturbate while sitting on the toilet, and at the moment that you release your bowels, you ejaculate. If it doesn't happen at the same time it's not "advanced."

"Nathaniel has been in the bathroom a while."
"Well he's doing some advanced woodworking."

advanced woodworking by MatchesMaloneWasHere October 15, 2015

Woodworking 

Wriggling one's way into a restricted area or 'secret' meeting.

The verb form of 'getting into the woodwork.'

eg. Janie's gonna woodwork her way into that club even though she's WAY underage.
eg.2: Person 1:Who here's the best at woodworking?
Person 2: Me, I think, I can get in ANYWHERE.

Woodworking by Sphinxfalcon October 16, 2008

Woodworking 

The activity or skill of making things from wood.

Woodworking is a nice activity.

Woodworking by Raven Definies January 29, 2023